The Bully and the Bulemic
This would be a pairing made In hell. We would get to hear twice as much hatred, anger, rage, paranoia and just plane bullshit, and that would be from the left. Forget about the right-wingers. They would vent and roar and hate until they mentally collapsed.
In the end, we’d have a bunch of exhausted conservatives who would have to rest for the next four years. Of course the Democrats would win. That’s a given. Maybe they could get something done, like control the House, Senate and put a liberal on the Supreme Court. Maybe they could enact meaningful gun control.