When They Go Low...

I’ve sort of promised myself that I won’t be as stupid and vulgar as trump is in 2018. Today is the first test of the new year and I’ve passed it to my satisfaction. I was tempted to use the exact same language as he, but stopped myself. Self-censorship? Maybe, but I like to think of it as high class, something that moron lacks. Ooops, did I say “moron?” I can say that.

It’s common knowledge that his cabinet and the people in the White House call him a moron, so I think it’s just the working language in the office, along the lines of, “The moron would like his cheeseburger at 6 o’clock.” Or, “What time is the moron leaving for Moron Lago?” I suspect that every staffer in the White House already has a literary agent lined up.