Putin Knows

Here's what Putin has figured out about the United States of America:

1. We'll believe anything.

2. We're scared shitless.

3. We'll do anything for money.

4. Loyalty to our tribe is stronger than our loyalty to our country.

5. The pursuit of happiness is stronger than the pursuit of liberty.

6. We'll deny to our destruction that 1 through 5 are not true.