Porn Storm

Having done extensive photographic and literary research on Stormy Daniels, aka Stephanie Clifford, aka MILF No. 1, aka trump concubine No. 576, I've concluded that trump has canoodled...er...colluded with her concurrently while conjoined in holy matrimony with his wife, Melania. My conclusion about collusion and canoodling is supported by facts that will be released soon, thus concluding the case. Stay tuned to "60 Minutes" next week when the confounding conclusion to the Stormy Daniels/David Dennison/DD/trump canoodling collusion scandal will air. And, yes, we are having fun.